September 16th, 2014

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

(Source: The Huffington Post, via pottergirl6)

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

(Source: solarsenpai, via in-mutual-weirdness)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via in-mutual-weirdness)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via in-mutual-weirdness)

September 15th, 2014

ivanswaginski:

hello everyone that needs to do their hw

do your homework!! you can do it!! after you’ve finished you can blog all you want!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK FRIEND YOU CAN DO IT

(Source: ivanswaginsky, via in-mutual-weirdness)

Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

(via moriarty)

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via starkid-nerdfighter)